And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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