Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She announced her abortion via fbk
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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