I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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