Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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