It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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