I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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