So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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