nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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