its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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