please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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