Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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