I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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