Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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