i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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