I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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