break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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