please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
These tits shall not be calmed
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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