I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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