i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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