Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
In America we eat man semen.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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