Where did you get a picture of my penis
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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