yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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