i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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