I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Boobs speak an international language.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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