It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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