i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
its not stalking. its research.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize