And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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