This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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