I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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