just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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