We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
this boner is exhausting
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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