sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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