doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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