I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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