return my video game
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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