drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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