Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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