They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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