...so i touched it.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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