But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
