do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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