he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
