Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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