check it out our google latitudes are spooning
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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