You're a womanizer and a bitch.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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