it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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