you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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