you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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