ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
i think my cat just said my name.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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