i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So much rum. So many feels.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
FUCK WHALES
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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