i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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