My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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