I need help removing her.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I had to cum in my sink.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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