so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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