I can tuck mytits in my pants
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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