C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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