I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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