what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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