When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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