ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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